Text 15 Jun 166,752 notes

stout-shako:

when u try to tell ur parents about a problem but they end up yelling at u

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(Source: gengar82)

Text 15 Jun 89,861 notes

yourvoiceinnovember:

Every class has that one student where every time they talk or raise their hand the teacher is just like

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tupacabra:

*third grader voice* spell icup

Video 15 Jun 36,872 notes

panfans:

Brother [x]

via .
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uncultic:

you cant spell school without i want to stab myself

(Source: peoples)

via .
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via pants.
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ghostam:

How relationships work:

I like your butt.

However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.

But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.

(Source: butterfliesandbottlecaps)

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via nicevagina.
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via pants.
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ghostrufiohnitram:

ghostrufiohnitram:

It is the year 2134. The clouds part one cloudy day. A figure descends slowly from the heavens. It’s hard to make out at first, but slowly people start to realize it’s him. Velociraptor Jesus is finally here. People start leaving this earthly realm. It has begun—the Velocirapture.

are u fuckin kiddin me i spent like 10 minutes thinking of this pun you better fuckin appreciate it

(Source: frightscrest)

Photo 13 Jun 359,040 notes notyourmessiah:

daftpnk:
now hold on just a diddly-darn minute

notyourmessiah:

daftpnk:

now hold on just a diddly-darn minute

(Source: onetinyhand)

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Oh e3!

gametavern:

Oh e3!

(Source: justusducks)

Photo 13 Jun 182,222 notes badwolflaurel:

swiggity swort hello old sport

badwolflaurel:

swiggity swort hello old sport

(Source: legend-of-laurel)


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