Text 15 Jun 166,688 notes

stout-shako:

when u try to tell ur parents about a problem but they end up yelling at u

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(Source: emmetbrickkowski)

Text 15 Jun 89,814 notes

yourvoiceinnovember:

Every class has that one student where every time they talk or raise their hand the teacher is just like

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Text 15 Jun 22,514 notes

tupacabra:

*third grader voice* spell icup

Video 15 Jun 36,771 notes

panfans:

Brother [x]

Text 15 Jun 163,352 notes

uncultic:

you cant spell school without i want to stab myself

(Source: peoples)

Photo 15 Jun 2,373 notes
via pants.
Text 15 Jun 317,266 notes

ghostam:

How relationships work:

I like your butt.

However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.

But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.

(Source: deadybearspicnic)

Photo 15 Jun 211,106 notes

(Source: danieldwighttosh)

via nicevagina.
Video 15 Jun 228,983 notes

(Source: holytoledobatman)

Photo 13 Jun 6,301 notes

(Source: seemedfine)

via pants.
Text 13 Jun 5,930 notes

ghostrufiohnitram:

ghostrufiohnitram:

It is the year 2134. The clouds part one cloudy day. A figure descends slowly from the heavens. It’s hard to make out at first, but slowly people start to realize it’s him. Velociraptor Jesus is finally here. People start leaving this earthly realm. It has begun—the Velocirapture.

are u fuckin kiddin me i spent like 10 minutes thinking of this pun you better fuckin appreciate it

(Source: knightscrest)

Photo 13 Jun 276,575 notes notyourmessiah:

daftpnk:
now hold on just a diddly-darn minute

notyourmessiah:

daftpnk:

now hold on just a diddly-darn minute

(Source: onetinyhand)

Photo 13 Jun 2,581 notes
Photo 13 Jun 340 notes gametavern:

Oh e3!

gametavern:

Oh e3!

(Source: justusducks)

Photo 13 Jun 158,545 notes badwolflaurel:

swiggity swort hello old sport

badwolflaurel:

swiggity swort hello old sport

(Source: legend-of-laurel)


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